Dear AARP: Hello. How are you? Yes! I know that I am 50 years old. I am constantly reminded of this by your persistent pleas for me to join your fine organization, of which being 50 is a requirement. As of last Aug 31, I now meet your requirement. I get it. I'm 50. Now. Leave me alone! I will join when I am good and ready. Just not now. Thank you: A Grumpy Coach.
It could be worse. I've heard Depends sends free samples to men when they turn 50.
ReplyDeleteThat's a nice purse they're offering you Coach. It would look nice on you at MAACS
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