With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ... "You know you are getting old and slow when ... "
Today, I met up with a running group of friends that we have dubbed the Middle Aged Machines. Clearly, I'm the weak firing piston in this Machine. Upon arrival, one of the MAMs told me: "Oh Pete, glad you are here! I wasn't really feeling a fast run today, and it was great to see you because I knew it would be a much easier pace with you here." Nice. Very nice. Wow. Geez! How much clearer a message is THAT? No offense taken, men! I guess it's the Shape I'm In.
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